Friday, April 17, 2009

8 Reasons Renish is a Nerd

In order to better prepare you in case you meet one of the azn crew in real life (the horror, the horror!), we've decided to put up a list of 8 reasons that a member of the azn crew is a certain characteristic.  We already have discussed that Richard is crazy, so now it's time to look at Renish.  Renish's biggest feature?  Nerd.  At times, he can be somewhat not nerdy.  But the majority of the time, he's a nerd.  So in case you ever strike up a conversation with him, make sure to make a wide berth around anything school related.  Now, without further ado, here are 8 reasons Renish is a nerd.

1) Talks about Strange Topcis - While I was telling him about creating a blog and saying he could post his thoughts up there, he replied "Cool!  I can finally talk about engineering and robotics to people!  And physics!  Everyone will be intersted cause that stuff is so cool1"  Don't worry, I managed to convince him that not too many people were intersted in learning about that type of stuff.  Hopefully, he listens.  But in case you see a long rant about obscure sciences, you'll know who posted it.

2) Thinks Physics is Fun - Sure, physics inintersting at times.  But fun?  Someone needs to check Renish's brain.  

3) Believes Taking Notes is a Form of Entertainment - That kid has a serious lack of understanding about what "entertainment" is.

4) Uses Strange Vocabulary - Who uses "what not" and "quite" to replace "stuff" and "yea".  The kid's not even British!  

5) Uses a Calendar w/ "Brain Challenges" - Who spends their time doing calendar brain challenges?

6) Romantically Indept - Renish's Dating Advice: Talk about books... cause everyone loves talking about books.  Never talk about anything romantic with Renish, or you might suffer from choking to death because of laugther.

7) Vidoe Game Addict - Sends me emails with Video Game Review articles and constantly talks about the newest games coming out.  Watches too many Video Game Previews... I fear that they are damaging his mind.

8) Is part of the azn crew - 'nuff said. 

9)  He's probably sitting at his computer while reading this and saying to himself, "There are 9 reasons, and the title says 8!  GASP!  Davis counted wrong!"

2 comments:

  1. U know what's really sad? I do every one of these things.....cept i send the review articles to my cousins =P

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  2. haha, its ok. these things only apply to renish =P

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