This time, we'll be talking about Justin and his abnormal Taiwanese obssesion. In case you ever meet him, its important that anything Taiwanese related is to be said in a postive way, or people may be injured. Justin can do 20 pulls up, so seriously, be careful. We wouldn't want any of our readers to be hurt/dead/mortally wounded. Of course, you'll probably ask why you would be talking about Taiwan with Justin. He'll find a way to move the subject to Taiwan. Trust us. And now, 8 reasons Justin is Taiwanese Obssesed:
1) Watches Taiwanese Drama - Hotshot and Devil Besides you to name two. Justin has taken the habit of obssesively watching Taiwanese drama and attempting to convince others to watch it too. It seems Anna has already fallen for his evil schemes. Stay strong, fellow azns, stay strong.
2) Has Taiwanese Flags Through His Room - I made the mistake of throwing one onto the ground. I was tackled. Not a good moment.
3) Constantly Argues of Taiwanese Independence - Wasted a ton of paper printing out random articles about Taiwanese Independence, despite the fact that I agreed that Taiwan is independent. Then precedded to send me random emails talking about how Taiwan is independent. Note that it would not be a good idea to say that Taiwan isn't independent, unless you wish to hear an hour long rant on his opinions of Taiwan's independence.
4) TAIPOWER! - His new favorite phrase. Whenever he's about to do something, he shouts taipower. In fact, thats his self given nickname...
5) Bubble Tea - We all love bubble tea, but the drinking experience has been made slightly less fun because of Justin's annoying habit of shouting "Ha! Taiwan invented bubble tea! What would you do without Taiwan?" and rubbing it in our faces. We'd like to take this moment to remind Justin that Taiwan's only natural export is a drug.
6) Thinks Taiwan is Awesomer Than Everything Else - Make any comparison between the power of Taiwan and a country, and Taiwan wins. Hand down. According to Justin anyways. Recent conversation:
"Hey, Justin. Who would win if China fought Taiwan? Realistically."
"Are you kidding? Taiwan would PONE (Justin's version of pwn) China!"
"Umm... China's army is way larger and has way more technology. Be realistic Justin"
"Who cares? China would lose cause Taiwan has TAIPOWER!!!"
"...uh, sure."
7) Talks about Taiwan at Random Moments - In the middle of math class: "Did you know that Taiwan has a drug called Beetle Nut?" Another time in math class, he asked randomly asked our teacher if Taiwan was independnet or not, and then asked permission to go on the computer to search for related articles. Then, in literature class attempted to write a petition supporting Taiwanese Independence. You never know what Taiwanese related action this kid will perform next...
8) Is part of the azn crew - 'nuff sa- wait, that doesn't make sense. Never mind.
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