Saturday, May 23, 2009

Jack's Birthday!

Somewhat late, but yesterday was Jack (Justin's little brother and Anna's fiance) birthday!  So naturally, Justin invited me to hang out with the other 9 year olds at Lazer Park, in which we got to shoot people with lazers! xD  Of course, my team (green) completly dominated and crushed Justin's team (red) into the dust.  And guess what?  I got 3rd and 2nd place ranking, while Justin got 3rd, 6th, and 8th after bragging that he "ownd everyone" and would get first place.  

We also played arcade games in which I continued to beat Justin at, although he did beat me at air hockey.  And also, I've gained insight to the craziness inside young people's minds... Two of them were determined to join the Marines and kill all the innocents, and talked about their preferred method of chopping kids heads off.  Slightly... disturbing.    Also, kids these days take lazer tag very seriously, talking about how they would split the group into 5 squads, including a scout, diversions, and offense... its just a game guys, we're not trying to conquer the world (yet).

Also, I've been searching a few terms from the blog on Google, and was suprised that this blog was actually on the first page fora  few of them!  Of course, "the Azn crew blog" isn't exactly used widely, but its a start.  I've also decided to create another blog on the study of emoticonology (n. The study of emoticons, their variations, and how they impact the world):

emoticonology.blogspot.com

And thats all for today folks. =]

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Famous Azn Crew Quotes Part One

Here is a list of the "unusual" things that the Azn Crew can say at times... just another testimony to our weirdness:

"One day, I will find the man who stole my car, and I will say: Hello, my name is Davis Liu.  You stole my car.  Prepare, to die." - Davis when talking about New York

"You run out of breath, and you are slowly. Dying. TO DEATH." - Renish in a class presentation about the important of mechanics

Davis: One day you'll go to jail, and I will come visit you, and I will LAUGH, and you will say... 
Anna: (interrupts) "Did you bring the heroin?"

Dave: "Wait the highest note u can play on the violin is an E rite?"
Renish: "No, u can play and E, F, G, H..."
Dave: "There is no H!"

"Haha! It peed on you!" Aditi, refering to a tree dripping water on my head




Time Panda FAQ

Many of you recently have been wondering who the mysterious "Time Panda" was, so we here at The Azn Crew have put together a Frequently Asked Questions to help satisfy your curiousity about this strange figure.

Who is the Time Panda?
Who is he you ask? The Time Panda is a mysterious entity that can GRANT PEOPLES WISHES with its Magic Bamboo Wand of wish granting.  

Wishes?  How can you get wishes?
At 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, etc. you can make a wish on the Time Panda!  No guarentees it will come true, but it might, so might as well try it out. =]

What does the Time Panda look like?
Umm... it looks like a panda.  Only with wings.

Where does the Time Panda live?
In the Time Bamboo Forest, where it eats Time Bamboo.

Is the Time Panda edible?
Um... no... 

Can I buy a Time Panda?
Unfortunately, not yet.  However, you can wish for one from the Time Panda himself. =]

Why is it a Time PANDA?
Ok, heres the story.  Anna was talking about making a wish at 11:11, and that she would be wishing on a Time Wizard.  I argued that it would be a Time FAIRY, but Anna said that Wizards are cooler.  However, this led to the logical statement that Panda's are even cooler, so it turned out to be a Time Panda. =]

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hallo... 5/19/09

Hallo everybody, this is Davis-who-hasn't-posted-and-is-really-sorry-about-that.  Yesterday was busy, busy busy busy.  Like legittt busssiness... i stayed up til 11 trying to get everything done.
So I get home at 4, have Greek lessons until 5:30, do hw until 7, eat dinner until 7:30, continue with homework until 9, read the Bible while trying to get some guitar practice in until 9:30, then do my homework until 10:30, and finally study Greek desperately until 11.  Oh, thats right, I learn Greek for those people who don't know.  

And now, its nearly 7PM.  I just finished editing a research paper for Ritesh, a really smart, overly verbose friend of mine.  10 pages long... he mad a 5 paragraph paper 10 pages long!!!!!  Well, after about an hour of editing I'm done with that.  Today has been a really writing-ish day, because I edited Renish, Aditi, Justin, and Ritesh's papers.  Everyone always comes flocking to me to edit stuff, its really quite annoying.  But I deal with it. xP

Anyways... I've got to practice guitar and then write an essay for Greek...  shouldn't take too long... maybe I'll actually get to sleep before 11 this time! =]

Monday, May 18, 2009

Feeling Pretty Bad Today

It's been a really long day, and I haven't started my Geometry homework yet [haha, Aditi, our theory!] so I don't know why I'm writing this. I can't even rant, cause it's personal.

Today's been a really bad day, and tonight I still have a GPYO concert, which I can't be excited about, because after that, I STILL have GPYO. It's an orchestra outside of school.
I hate going for three hours every monday.

Not to mention, I'm going to be trying out for the dance team, and Stephanie's determined to make us fail. I can't even go on to Student Ballet 5 if I don't practically study for the rest of my life, because my mom thinks that I'm still too busy, even though I've already quit soccer.

I'm feeling extremely pissed right now, so if anyone happens to see me, don't expect me to say hi or anything. I'm gonna drown myself in homework, then go to the stupid concert and come back at 10. I can't even finish the book I'm reading, unless I want an hour's lecture about how I need to study more.

I'm too lazy to write anything else, considering my stupid math homework. This has made me feel even more depressed. Ugh, bye.
Grr, I need to stop being so self-obsorbed. Ok, tommorow, or sometime this weekend, I'm going to do a biography on one of the members of the azn crew. Anyone volunteer?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

STORY! With no name... yet =]

Well, here's by story. ITs thriller/firperson/horror-ish about a disease that almost destroys mankind. This is the first part:

“My God, what is that thing?” That’s how it all started. I remember it as if it was yesterday. I’ve tried a hundred times to forget that day, that dreadful, horrid day. But it comes back… it always does. They say that the epidemic’s over, they say that the virus is dead. It isn’t. It’ll be back. I can sense it… its still there, a remnant of those dreadful times. It hasn’t shown itself yet, but it’s waiting, waiting for a moment to strike, a moment to spread out carnage in every direction. And I can only pray to God that time we’ll be ready. ‘Cause if we aren’t, then this time might be our last.
They say that “all men are created equal.” You never see that much in real life. Humans discriminate; always have, always will. We can try to hide it, but our prejudice will still be there in the back of our minds, silently influencing out thoughts. But that disease didn’t discriminate. Maybe that’s one of the worst things about it. It didn’t care how old you were, how healthy you were, what you looked like. Regardless of your genetic makeup, regardless of how healthy you were and how many times you washed your hands, it would find a way. It would a find a way to infect you. And once you were infected, it was only a matter of time before you died. Either by the disease or the government. You never knew which would get to you first.
I think I was twenty three when it happened. Damn, the years have gone by fast. Fifteen years… fifteen years out of my life. Fifteen years that weren’t a part of my life at all. I remember it. You hid, and you prayed. You didn’t’ leave your house no matter what. You barricaded yourself wherever you could and you’d pray to God that it wouldn’t get to you. But it always had a way; it could find you wherever you hid. And if it didn’t find you, it would find someone you knew. Then you’d hear their screams, their yelling for help. That was the worst part. When you could hear them in their last moments. And you’d sit there torn, cause you knew that if you went to help, it would only be a matter of time before you were in the same state they were in. Those fifteen years… you didn’t know if it was a day or a century. There was no time, no moments you could recall. Just pain, just horror, just anticipation. That’s what drove most of them insane. Anticipating when you were going to die… knowing that the virus might be a few feet from you, silent, invisible. Knowing that a second later you might have been infected. Damn those years went fast. And damn, they went by so slow too.
Reports say that it killed 80% of the population. But those are reports. In truth, I’d say barely 10% of us survived. And survived is a broad term. Most went insane. A few, forever scarred mentally and physically. And a few… you didn’t know. A few looked and sounded alright, but you could tell they weren’t. But I’m ranting aren’t I. You’re not here to listen to an old man rant about the fear, the terror I faced. You’re hear to learn the story. This is how it happened. This is how we survived. This is the story of how a single genetic mistake nearly wiped out mankind.
Look out the window… its barren landscape now. If you’re lucky you might see a few building in the distance. Mostly scorch marks remain of a past civilization. The government tried fire at first, bombing cities that were infected. Sure, there were still people living in there, but the government didn’t’ give a damn by that time. It had spread too far, there was no more hope of saving everybody. The survivors have managed to salvage a few remains, but let me tell you. Before it started, there were monuments, buildings, oh you can’t imagine. Cities, vast skyscrapers, cars and roads in every direction! And the noise, it was a beautiful noise. Not this goddamned silence, but the noise of life, of a bustling city. That’s gone now. Most of everything is gone now. There were lights too, shining bright lights. Like the sun, only multicolored. God, I miss those days.


I'll write the rest later. Comment... I want advice to make it better. =]