im bored

hi pple in the azn crew. this is the first time im writing, so idk what to write about. as u all know, im leaving in 2 weeks and im going nuts cuz i barely packed. anyway, that doesnt matter. what really matters is that im bored. and even more, ur bored cuz ur reading nonsense. hahaha :) so yea...wow, i feel soooo stupid cuz i barely have anything to write about, but davis can go on for days, updating the blog. haha. so yea, ill try to post here, when im in india.

p.s. i like the color green, so the writing's in green...don't mind.

Wedding Canceled

Back to update. Had to cancel the wedding, because it messed up the pact. Stephanie's over. Mar, Steph and I were supposed to go to the movies, but it didn't work out, cause everyone has too busy of a schedule. It's postponed to next week. Maybe the Azn Crew will meet up with us at the movie.

Ugh, my mom keeps stuttering on the phone. I wish she'd get to her point. This is making me annoyed.

Getting Married =D

Guess what? I'm getting married to Justin's bro, Jack. Haven't worked out the details, but he doesn't know that we're getting married yet. He's this adorable 8-year-old, who's too shy to say his name. Eventually, I found it out, though. Though there IS an age difference [I'm 13 and he's 8.] love can conquer anything. ;D

I'll be posting the day soon. I think on May 2, I'll have my bridal shower with Stephanie and Maryam. It happens to be my birthday.

And, I got new erasers, so after the NJASK and state testing, I can actually erase things that I stupidly spell wrong. Like wroing.

I'll update everyone later, considering I'm supposed to be on Study Island, studying, cause I convinced my mom to let me skip ballet. Don't have time now, but I'll fill out the details of this marriage later.

Journal: May 1st, 2009

TESTING IS OVER!!!  Erm... long time no see/read.  I've been quite busy (slacking off that is) and didn't have the time to write an article, and I'm a really good procrastinator so I put off writing this for a pretty long time.  However, I've decided in an attempt to stop procrastination, I will write an article EVERY day unless I have a really really really really good reason not to.  If I don't, I give permission for... umm... something bad to happen to me.  Well, testing is finally over and I'm happy to say that I wasn't all that bad. =]

Justin, Renish, and Richard also came over to my house yesterday to "get work done", but that didn't work out quite well.  We did manage to get some of our project done though, and that's better than nothing.  Also, happy birthday eve Anna!  Her bridal shower is tommorow as well, even though their wedding seems to have been cancelled.  Well, thats about all that happened this week, besides Aditi and Anna nearly destroying a sculpture in Social Studies that took Renish and I weeks to build.  Thanks a lot guys. =P

Horoscopes!

Well, recently I've been looking through a series of horoscopes/proedictions and commenting on how they were all rubbish.  So, I've decided to create my own set of horribly inaccurate horoscope predictions!  Here are the horoscopes for April 27th, 2009:

Aries - You will get into a fight with your parents.  The fight will end in tears, but don't worry.  You'll make up and the family will go out to your favorite restaurant to make up for it.

Taurus - You will find $20 on the ground.  Spend it wisely; all the stock you bought will crash and you will lose 90% of your money.  Though luck.

Gemini - You will get everything you ever dreamed of, become famous, and get immensely rich. 

Cancer - You will get cancer and die.  Sorry.

Leo - Richard will get hungry from not eating 8 lunches.  He will eat your best friend.  

Virgo - You will meet one of the members of the azn crew, but then will trip and break your arm.

Libra - Today, you will have pretty good luck. However, be wary of cows.  You will know what that means when the time comes.

Scorpio - You will get accidently shipped to Africe. In Africa, you will tame a scorpion and it will become your best friend.  Also, you will find out that Malfoy is your real father.  Scary...

Sagittarius - Any joke you make today will be found very funny.  And don't worry, if someone doesn't laugh, they will die within the next 32 hours.

Capricornus - You will win the lottery and get a lot of free stuff.  Then you will get run over a truck.  Too bad.

Aquarius - You will drink a lot of water today.  You will also learn how to play underwater soccer and win a championship swimming race.

Pisces - You will go scuba diving, but drown in the process after you are mobbed by thousands of fish and turtles.

Oh, and for those who ask, I'm a Gemini.

TESTING: New Sections

Well, we've got science, math, and reading/writing.   So why not add in a few more sections?  Here are some of my ideas, as well as a few sample questions:

1) Social - Cause its important to know how to talk and make friends...

If you saw a stranger, what would you do?

How many friends do you have on Facebook?

What is the proper way to say "Hi" to an 18year old jock you've known for 8 days that doesn't have a girlfriend, likes the color orange, hates computers, has a B average, and is Jewish?

2) Technology - Cause as IPODS/computers/internet/etc. become more and more used, its very important to know how yo use them.  

How do you turn on a computer?

How do you use the Internet?

How will Google eventually take over the world?

3) Entertainment - Cause its important to know how to have fun... all work and no play makes middle schools very angry. >:(

What blog will make you very happy because it is so awesome?

What is your favorite pastime?

Why is school testing so boring/unfun?

4) The Azn Crew - Cause we're going to take over the world someday, and then you'll wish that you read all of our posts.  Here's some practice for the tests you'll be seeing in a few years:

What is the 5th word of the 3rd sentence of the 4th post?

Who is the awesomest writer in the blog?

Why is Davis the awesomest writer in the blog?

Journal: April 27th, 2009

HOROSCOPE FOR THE WEEK:
Take time to catch up on gossip and make plans to do a little adventure travel. You will be able to get along well with colleagues. You may have ignored or neglected your mate lately. Take time to do some writing, whether it`s correspondence, poetry, or keeping a journal. 


Your lucky day this week will be Monday. 

Hmm... horoscopes. Intersting.  Hopefully, most of this stuff is true, except for the part about my mate... seeing as to how I don't have one.  And it also seems that my lucky day will be Monday... and if today was the luckiest day of my week... *shiver of fear*.  But my horoscope did tell me to write more, so I'll try to get some more posts for the blog.

Anyways, today we did testing practice.  TESTING TOMMOROW!!! AHH!!!  I hate testing. =(

We mostly reviewed, although my school seems to be crazy enough to give us two major projects DURING TESTING... as if we weren't stressed enough.  A busy week, and if we get any homework during testing... I will explode.  Literally.  Not a pretty sight.  '

Making Dumplings!

Yep, today we made dumplings/bubble tea!  Our family tradition is dumplings on Sunday, and my parents have recently been attempting to teach my sister and I the proper techniques of dumpling folding.  Its actually harder then it looks... most of mine came out as little squished balls of dough.  Still, through diligent practice I seem to have improved. =]

Anyway, I also managed to display my chopsticks inifficiency when my parents asked me whether I would use a spoon or chop sticks, and I immediately whipped out a pair of chopsticks and proclaimed "Obviously chopsticks; after all, I am Chinese!" and the chopsticks promptly flew out of my hand and fell on the ground.  Also, my sister displayed more of her usual weirdness/lack of logic after delicately crafting 3 dumplings that she called "pretty".  She asked what to do with them, and my parents told her to put them onto the plate so we could cook them (duh).  Dismayed, she looked down at her dumplings and then back up, saying, "But...but... they're pretty!".  Well, I've got to go eat the dumplings now (I'll be careful not to eat any of my own or my sister's though).  Got to love dumplings. =]

Tree Planting what actually happened

Ok so im writing this post to tell you what actually happened. Ok, so I was diligently planting tress on a hill when Angelie, Aadya, and Mariam come and grab me and tell me that I'm going to go persuade the ice cream man to give us free ice cream... and i was like "no, im not doing that" and they were trying to compliment me so that i would do it and they were like "but Justin, you are the best persuader" and i was like "no, im really not" but still they dragged me to the ice cream truck and i said i still wasn't gonna do it so I tried to run away but they dragged me back and in the process almost got run over by and angry lady in a red car. (GOOD JOB U GUYS) and yea so after almost being killed i ran behind the fence and then had other people yelling at me and punching me repeatedly and then we went back and I had Anna start yelling at me also. by now i was really pissed. k so anna went and asked the Deputy Dogs people if we could have free water. (ps thanks deputy dogs :)) yea but then after we got our free water they started hitting me again for not getting them their ice cream and then anna splashed water all over my shirt. then i got really mad so i shunned them all for a period of about 3 hrs. mhm so yeah thats what really happened. Moral of this story: don't be around teenage girls in 90 degree weather when an ice cream truck is there.

TESTING!!!!

STATE TESTINGISONLY 2 DAYS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ok, now that I'm done spazzing, I'd like to comment on how much I absolutely hate state testing. Like really really really strongly dislike.  State testing will start on Tuesday and last until Friday, so we'll be forced to endure 4 days of unending torture, writing exams, and math questions.  Our school has been going through the typical "get a good breakfast, good night's sleep, try your best!" etc.  advice that the teacher's seem to think we'll actually follow.  Anyways, starting tommorow, I will be writing a test-related post (be it a rant on how much I hate testing, intersting stories, advice, etc.) to get in the mood for testing, and this series of posts will last until Friday.  Wish the Azn crew good luck for their test!  We'll need it.

Journal: April 24th - 26th

Well, I haven't written since Thursdya.  Why? Ahhhh!!!  A very busy weekend, involving countless stories.  I'll give a few highlights:

Friday - The Azn Crew meeting!  Unfortunately, half our members couldn't come, so it ended up with just me, Justin, Richard, Aditi, and Anna.  e played badminton, ping pong, king of the hill, etc.  We were veeeeeeeryyy productive.  Anna originally brought a notebook with herto record the meeting, but seeing as we didn't actually do anything, it was left blank.  Luckily, her parents didn't check. =]  We had pizza, during which Stephanie called us and we attempted to trick her by warping our voices.  Quote of the day by Anna: (in an attempted low voice) "Hey, I'm Richard.  WTF." Then, we had "spicy" buffalo wings, in which no one thought they were spicy but Anna started tearing.  Luckily, she made it out alive without drinking any Sprite!  Good job!  Afterwards, we beat up Justin for getting hyper (I think he had too much Coke) and started kicking him around.  Good times, good times.

Saturday - Tree planting!  Most of the azn crew came, except Arthi, Renish, and Richard (who lives three minutes away from the park we were at, but complained that "it was too hot").  We planted 30 trees (I planted 4!) and also got free iced water from Deputy Dog.  Thanks, if you ever read this!  Afterwards, I went home, opened the door, and heard someone playing my guitar.  Whaaaaaaaat?  I walk upstairs, and find Lin playing my guitar... it turns out that she came over because we and a few other church members were going to Piscatway.  Anna and Richard were SUPPOSED to come, but Richard had to go out for dinner and Anna "was too busy". Excuses, excuses.  At Piscatway, we had a meeting and played ping pong, in which I was repeatedly killed (there were a lot of other azns there...).  We got back at 10PM, and I was dying of tiredness, so I pretty much went straight to sleep.

Sunday - Church, guitar lessons (which I didn't fail TOO badly), homework, project, and now writing a blog.  =]

Tree Planting

Heyy.
Yesterday, I hosted this tree planting event, where I basically forced the Azn Crew to come. ;D
Actually, they came by will, except for the few that didn't go at all. [ehhm, Richard, Arthi and Renish...]

It was a huge success. A lot of other friends came, we had pizza, and planted trees for 2 and a half hours. ;D. At first, everyone was exhausted and Angelie said if we made her come next year, she'd hide in her house with steak knives. I warned her of my awesome yellow belt power, of course, and my chainsaw. Stephanie even threatened to use her bulldozer. ;]But after the wind picked up, we had tons of fun. Stephanie and I went over Maryam's house to hose off afterwards. Maryam and I loveeeed cloud watching.

We're planning on doing the same thing next year, only kicking it up a notch, to 50 trees. But, next year, we'll be in high school and can get more people to come. Also, I won't do everything last minute and invite people hours before the planting.

Just wanted to give a last minute shout out to Deputy Dog, who supplied us with ice water. I had to ask for the "donation" because Justin chickened out on me last minute. But it's ok; I got even, by pouring water all over him.

All that running around the house, answering phone calls, paid off. A lesson to all our readers, save the planet, or I'll beat you up with my yellow belt powers.