8 Reasons Richard Is Crazy

Ok.  Richard is one of the stranger ones among us, although I admit that all of us are quite weird (in our own special ways).  However, just in case Richard ever makes an article or meets you in real life (THE HORROR!), we want to make sure that you're prepared for such an encounter. 

The most important thing to know: Richard is crazy.  Why?  Just take a look at the following 8 reasons:

1) Food Obssesed - Like, beyond the "I'm hungry, I'll go eat a snack."  stage.  I fear that he is already on the "I'm hungry, I"m going to eat my fourth dinner" stage.  

2) Agressive - Say "Hi."  In response, Richard will probably say one of the following:

"I'll beat you up."

"Wanna play punch for punch?"

"I'm hungry." (See Reason 1)

3) Obssesed w/ Babolat.  Even more than food. - Just yesterday, we saw another example of Ricard's craziness.  During a school meeting, he was running up and down the aisles saying "Babolat."  When asked a question, he will usually respond w/ something relating to Babolat, such as "The tape is in Babolat.  Duh." or "For our story, I'm goign to write about Babolat." (For those who don't know: Babolat is a tennis brand).  Richard lives for Babolat.  When given a choice between losing his left leg or not being able to buy Babolat stuff, he is 90% likely to chose losing his left leg.  The other 10% is that he will be too busy talking about Babolat to answer the question.  

4) Writes on People's Stuff - Well Mr.Flum, if you ever ask why my persuasive essay has the words "epic fail" all over it and random circles/smileys, now you know the reason.

5) Bipolar - One second: "I'm so much better than you, I'm awesome, I'm beastly." Next second: "I'm such a failure, I'm depressed, I hate life, sob sob".

6) Uber Lazy - Never does work, even at lunch or on the bus.  He once resorted to doing an assignment by asking to go to the bathroom and then finish his work there.  Tsk tsk Richard. 

7) Discusses Random Topics - Once, while doing math work, Richard asked theo following question: "If you cut someone's head off, will they die?".  And of course, there's the time he randomly broke out into talking about quantum physics and how he could use antimatter to destroy the world.  

8) Is part of the azn crew - 'nuff said.