Interview w/ Aditi

Hmm... I have the suspicion that some of our crew members are catching on that I'm interviewing them, especially since I'm not being very sneaky about it. Still, I guess I'll have to ask the questions anyways. Well, this time we're interviewing Aditi, who may seem normal, but is secretly a hyperactive evil genius (muahahaha) so our questions will mostly around that topic. So, behold, the interview with the mad genius herself (insert evil laughter and lightning flash).

Q) Do you believe youself to be an evil supergenius?
A) "No, thats absurd (muahahaha)."

Q) Why do you say "muahahaha" so much then?
A) "I don't know. Thats none of your concern."

Q) Haha, ok?
A) "Yeah, its very ok." (That wasn't a question, but...)

Q) What question would you like me to ask you?
A) "What question would you like me to tell you to ask? Its all very relative." (Ahhh!!! I'm confused now. I think she's using evil super genius reverse psychology on me... hmm... I must counter this with a thought provoking/important question...)

Q) In that case, what is your favorite ice cream flavor?
A) "Vanilla I guess. Or pistachio. I don't know, I'm not much of an ice cream fan."

Q) (desperately trying to think of a question) Umm... what is your favorite type of cow?
A) "One of those Happy California Cows that sing. They make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside."

Q) (still desperately trying to think of question )Who would win if Darth Vader fought Darth Maul?
A) "I don't know what you're talking about." (Gasp! A super evil genius that doesn't watch Star Wars? How could it be!)

Q) Did you notice that I'm running out of questions?
A) "No."

Q) How could I avoid running out of questions in the future?
A) "Go eat some apple pie with Renish and sing the Babolat song with Richard." (Umm... brilliant advice)