The Azn Crew Limerick

There once was an Azn Crew,

And a member, Davis, was blue,

So he wrote a few poems,

Despite the angry groans,

And now chaos will ensue.

And so, Davis wrote a (horrible/imporvised at last second/not-making-sense) limerick for each member of the Azn Crew!  Enjoy!

Davis:

There once was boy named Davis,

who learned to type from Mavis,

And he created a blog,

Which he used as a log,

And most of the articles are his.

Richard:

There once was a Richard Xu,

Who ate like a pig at the zoo,

But he said it didn't matter,

Cause he never gets fatter,

And I guess that must be true.

Renish:

Note: How was I supposed to rhyme Renish????

The boy named Renish was quite smart,

In fact, his smartness was off the chart.

He's obssesed with robotics,

And doesn't take narcotics, (hopefully...)

And cared about things with his heart.

Justin:

There once was a boy named Justin,

And thought I murdered his kin,

He played the flute well,

He thought polos were swell,

And his brother's name was Jack, not Dustin.

Aditi:

There once was a girl named Aditi,

Who never drew or made grafiti,

She was much too nice,

And ate lots of rice,

As well as a few pounds  of ziti.

Arthi:

There once was a girl named Arthi Ramu,

Who was quite a genius, through and through,

But shes going to India,

For a year, Mama Mia!

And that fact makes us all quite blue.

Anna:

There once was a girl named Anna,

Who's name did rhyme with bannana,

She loves ballet,

And dances everyday,

And she no longer believes in Santa.

Stephanie:

There once was a girl named Stephanie,

Who at times can very nosy be,

She loves to watch dramas,

And on chat uses commas,

And wants a car so that she can be free.

NOTE:  Not everything in the poems is true; a lot of it was done to get stuff to rhyme. =]